My name is Satan and as you can tell, I’m wonderful. I live with Gloria in New York. Some people think I’m the devil, but there is goodness in me, even if I get up to mischief sometimes. Actually I get up to mischief a lot.
One of my favorite things is to run out in the hall. I always imagine the outside world to be big and filled with adventure, but it’s actually small and gray and dull. I don’t know why people make such a fuss. Maybe if I could get inside the elevator it would be different… I’m going to work up a plan.
Gloria has nice friends, including Danny, Arthur, Ron, Sissy and Catherine. I let her take pictures of me.
I love Gloria and she loves me, though sometimes she screams at people. I’m still going to try and get out into the hall.
It’s what I do.